You ever dance with this Devil in the pale moon light?

Just got bad news from the Doctor, turns out I'm shooting blanks.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

How did the studio convince both Jerry Hall and Kim Bassinger to do the movie Mike? My personal supply of smilex..right here.

Here's the deal, Sparky: you pop one of those little blue pills and you too can show off one of these beauties to all the ladies and prove to them once and for all whether you are truly a Man or just a guy dressed as a flying rodent. AND THEN......... there's gonna be a hot tiiiiime in the old towwwn, to-night!

intermission

so thats how you killed jason....

I swear that used to be bigger before you fell into that acid! I like the green pubes though...