Deadpool: "Now I'm walkin' outta here with that giant urine sample behind me or Wolverine GET'S IT!"

Hahaha I Like It. The Bottle Is Lucasade Sport Without The Label. I Have To Admit It Does Look Like Urine Lol

Deadpool-"And he said rufies won't work on him, HA! I just won $10 bucks."

trust me I'm a professional dentist

Oh bloody hell, just be happy it's not a rectal thermometer

you could need a hand here

x-force wolvie:Whatre you lookin at shrimp?
aston wolvie:shut it ya ugly giraffe neck!

♫One enchanted evening.♫ When you've found your true love .....♫

"I'm a little confused here, bub. Which one of us is exactly the best at what he does, and what he does isn't very nice?"

I want this carpet spotless, you hear me?

Jitsu: "This is NOT funny, Beastman! This is a worse abomination than Clawful!"
Clawful: "I'm standing right here!"

"Thats not fair,-you got wheels to race down the stairs, the rest of us have to use our legs,---two faced cheater"

Oh for the smurfing love of god!! or
uhhh.. doctor, a little help here?

I told you, I don't smurf on the first date.

Clumsy Smurf came in to get his tetanus shot, and Smurfette must've grabbed the syringe full of gamma rays by mistake. The last thing she remembers as the clinic crumbled around her, was the big green thing yelling, "Hulk Smurf Smash!"

OH SMURF!!

After sharing a few rounds with Hulk, Drunky Smurf suddenly understood what he meant by "Hulk write name in puny blue friend."

I gotta quit the magic shrooms, dude

When I get up I'm gonna eat this f@#$ing planet...

I too had sand kicked in my face, until I got the Galactus program and muscled up! Now I just eat the bully's planet!

"Norrin Radd was right. I really did need a vacation!"

-The Silver Surfer had finally convinced his ex-boss in joining him on a week at the Bahamas.

.....uh. does this means we have to answer to him now?

Well cousin Mel thanks I needeed him to give me vacation time.- Beastman

Nothing is more evil than French poodles.... N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

Quick, knock it over...the ants are famished

The Economic recession hits harshly the Super-hero community. Even veteran crimefighters are taking no risks these days to make ends meet.
"I used my intellect and our powers tho make the most of a bad situation. Tomorrow night we'll diner on a single french fry!!
-My Hank really knows how to treat a lady!! whoo!
-Shut up, skank!!" Said bitter scientist now turned penny less ant-wrangler.

Awww snap! Strawberry preserves!!! Can I get a Hoot-Hoot!?!
EWWWW, it's raspberry!!! Bllpppttt!

and they said this relationship would never work