"Now, that's what I call an ugly motherf**ker."

Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "worked for Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight...intimidating right?".
Tracker Predator: "Now I understand why you got your arm cut off by Danny Glover".
Clown Mask City Hunter Predator: "want some candy?".
Tracker Predator: "ugh".

umm, ok then

Gollum at his agent's office...."so any calls for work come in Reggie"?
Reggie: "I might have you booked for Celebrity Rehab, it depends- Flavor Flav has first dibs at the spot, if he backs out, the producers tell me you're in...or we can try getting you in as an American Idol judge next to Nicki Minaj..Cowell says it might work?".
Gollum: "Peter Jackson typecast me didn't he?".
Reggie: "I'm doing the best I can Gee-baby".

Gollum soon discovered a new Precious

ok so golem decides to commit a murder he goes to a bar to think about it then gets overly drunk and thn justin beiber comes along and golem threatens him with a gun justin screams like the girl he is and colapses onto the groun he dies of fear the as golem decides his jod is dome he has a smoke and anoher drink

the end

HULK SMASH STUPID UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE MAN!!!!!

DC and Marvel present their next cross over with a "What If" series. First story, what if Superman wasn't a hero but the podiatrist of heroes.

Superman: "a little foot powder wouldn't hurt you either Banner..just saying".
Hulk: "look..just heatvision the bunion off and leave the personal hygiene to me..ok"?

After shoving venom into red hulks arm pit, he could only say one thing. Uncle, UNCLE!

TALK TO THE CLAWWWW!

kali ma, kali ma, KALI MA!

Scrpt:Freddy & Jason:disfunctional Parents, Michaelepressed mute Child,

Michael: Good thing I get along with others better than those two.

This is one way to get ahead in life.... Wait, am I missing one? Lets do a head count. Oh wait, there it is. I'm just getting ahead of my self. Waka waka waka

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Ei- WAIT MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heads (singing in the tune of "Mr. Sandman": Mister Boogeyman, I'm so alone, don't have a body to call my own...

Survivor Audition Fail.

Today on Survivor Man....

"...My arms are cold.."

Leonidas: All I said was "I don't like humus" and you Persians went berserk.

That is funny

A seen from the next Nightmare Kitchen with Chef Ramsey. Can he turn around the flying scimitar? Will the owners let him?

prof. x should make mystique walk into traffic, or just make her swallow that hand cannon and blow her own head off. never understood how the world's most powerful telepath was so helpless against any foe the x-men ever face. I always thought he should be on a par with demigods and such by sheer mental might.