iron man : we have a hulk.

batman: the justice league Has me

Batman: You look taller in the comic books.
Ironman: Tell your Aunt Harriet to stop sending me her selfies.
Batman: Tell Pepper to send me a few more of hers.

OH! Nice!

lol

Aquaman trying to fit in....................just no...........Juuuuuuuuuuust no...............

thanks

WILL BATMAN HAVE TO FIGHT DIRTY?(low blow)FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!SAME BAT-TIME!SAME BAT-CHANNEL!

thanks

Batman: "I can see your house from here".
Joker: "Just stick to the Clint Eastwood impersonations.I'll make the jokes around here. Ok..I can't resist..where is it?".

sweet

GIRL FIGHT!!!! We gonna see some goodies.......

I swear that used to be bigger before you fell into that acid! I like the green pubes though...

so thats how you killed jason....

intermission

Stormtrooper: Lord Vader? Is that you?

this is nice, we don't have cantina music in middle earth.

Would you please stop talking about your "precious"

No I don't see the pimple on your face

I'd pick Diana over Lois any day

Right choice kal-el, right choice

cool

Iron Man: "Natasha, get your hand out of my ass."

I guess Hawkeye's taking the picture.

see! he used up all our toilet paper!

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. I'm so sexy it hurts".

"Dad, this is the kid who took my candy!"

"I don't see why we can't just get a plunger for the toilet. I mean, I'm not sure these stains are going to come out this time."