I know H.R. Geiger thought his alien design was sexy but this goes too far... jk this is hilarious.

Hello caller, your on the line with the love doctor!!!!

Soooo yes,I am the new owner of the playboy mansion.Hugh?a oh well he took a emegency trip to somewhere but he put me on charge of his house,yeah its the truth.who is the first playmate?

NICE

Open your eyes, look at a marine and see. Im a cocoon boy, I need you to kill me...

Excellent figure bro love it.